URGENTLY NEED HELP converting $275B in currency

From: Thomas Fly (thomasfly@j2ee-consultants.com)
Date: Sun Aug 24 2003 - 12:09:24 EDT

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    Hello,
    
    I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003, forced to flee my native Switzerland
    when a scientific experiment- combining 23 chromosomes of Adolph Hitler
    (extracted from a bit of skull archived in Russia) with 23 from Joseph Stalin-
    produced a monster such as the world has never seen; and who- upon seizing power
    at the age of 19- began persecuting the intellectuals of my once happy and
    peaceful country, whom she saw as a threat to her ambitions for world
    domination.
    
    Upon arriving here, on my way back to the heyday of the Enlightenment, my
    dimensional warp generator stopped working. I trusted a company by the name of
    LLC Lasers to repair my Generation III time-warp unit, but they absconded to
    another country with the device, leaving me stranded. Since nobody in this
    timeline is able to replace the device, I will have to build a simple time
    travel circuit myself, in order to continue my journey.
    
    While it might be hard to find parts in this time to build anything decent, I
    have in my possession the schematics of my previous device, from which I should
    be able to build one which is safe and accurate, with both forward and backward
    compatibility, and tuned to my current 4-vector coordinates (X, Y, Z, T), so as
    not disrupt the time-space continuum and possibly plunge the earth into the
    black hole at the center of our galaxy.
    
    My difficulty is that, upon leaving Switzerland in 2175, I converted all of the
    gold in my possession (being- by that time- the sole heir to the Microsoft
    fortune) to the currency of my intended destination, in the year 1717, so that
    it may become my joy to personally finance the career of the great Johann
    Sebastian Bach.
    
    Since this fortune is worthless where I'm now stuck (J-Lo... Britney Spears...),
    I am willing to part with half of my fortune for mere pennies on the dollar, if
    I can find enough investors to build my time machine, travel to 1717, and
    reconvert 50% of this fortune back to gold. My investors will appoint a
    representative to travel to 1717 with me. Once successful, this representative
    will travel back to 2003, and divide the gold apportionately among the other
    investors.
    
    Anxiously awaiting your gracious help,
    Gray Davis <gray.davis@us.california.gov>
    
    
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